PART ONE
Augustus Hill:
"Once upon a time--a long, long time ago, right here on Planet *Earth*,
motherfucker--the whole world came down to two ex-ta-REEM-ley simple-ass
things: Eat, or get eaten. Like you an' everyone
around you was just meat, or not-meat, with nothin' in between...and no
damn guarantee at all Predator Number One wasn't gonna suddenly slip-slide
'cross that line and end up restin' in pieces in some other predator's
stomach, no matter how many other fellow animals they might'a chowed down
on, back in the day.
"Now, even today, Oz is pretty much all predators,
yo: Snakes and sharks and big ol' T-Rexes, cats and dogs, FIGHTIN' like
cats and dogs--lions and tigers and bears, oh my. All predators, and not
a fuck of a lot of natural prey. So bigger eats smaller, and faster eats
slower--stronger on weaker, younger on older, and so on, and so on, and
so on...
"Bob Rebadow, talkin' to God 'cause God's
the only motherfucker he knows ain't gonna knock him down and take his
Momma's fudge. Or my main man from Sister Pete's drug group, Whitney Munson,
spendin' more time in here than he did outside. Or ol' Poppa Alvarez, dyin'
in diapers with Alzheimer's chewin' up his brain--man, that's some *ugly*
way to go out, you know what I'm sayin'?
"They was all bad-asses, back in their day--all
stone killers. Men. But now they're just OLD men, which means they ain't
shit. And that's why, the longer you stay in Oz--the older you get, in
this fuckin' place--
"--the more you know you'll do *anything*
to get out, before you end up the exact same fuckin' way."
So: Twelve months later, twelve months since the riot and the fallout
thereof, with most of it spent studiously ignoring each other--catching
a glimpse, shooting a glance, fielding a repressed snarl with a slight
smirk and just moving on. Like two sharks passing in the night, a scarred
old great white sneering down on a sleek little mako, and neither of them
willing to stop long enough to let their lungs fill up; sure I still got
my flat black eye on you, sweetpea...
(the one I got *left*, that is)
...but I ain't about to let myself DROWN over
it.
To just ignore each other, however, was a
far easier prospect out in Gen Pop, where you could go days hardly seeing
your own cellmate, let alone your--ex. As opposed to being shoved cheek-by-jowl
in the clear-walled confines of the re-opened Em City, stuck in the pod
across the way and forced to watch Tobias fuckin' Beecher all day and all
night, every day and night, like some kind'a fuckin' high-class dessert
laid out under under glass. McManus's petty revenge for keeping to his
established parole countdown strategy and refusing to play go-between,
to translate his dumb-ass requests for the benefit of Mark Mack's tiny
A.B. faction; Vern Schillinger could almost hear the weedy motherfucker's
"logic" now, rattling around in that half-bald dome he called a skull:
*Tit for tat, Schillinger. My way, or the
highway. Don't do what I want, you don't get what YOU want.*
(And...we all know what *that* is.)
Yeah, well--so maybe Vern did, even now; even
after the glass in the eye, the weight in the chest, the shit on the face.
Maybe, actually--
(--there wasn't actually any MAYBE about it.)
Beecher, who he'd taken without even wanting,
owned and plundered and threw away. Beecher, who he'd been *surprised*
by. Continued to be, much as he might want to think otherwise.
Up on the catwalk, staring down; giving him
the cold shoulder in mess, like they were feuding teenagers in some Goddamn
high school cafeteria. Turning on him in the post office, cat-quick, to
stick his face so close Vern could see that dumb-ass scruff of beard fairly
*bristle*: Ridiculous, fake-biker pussy-tickler. Grew it to show everybody
what OUTLAW he is, now his ass is finally out of Vern's pod, on the loose
and on the hoof.
(Fuckin' prag.)
"Just stop WATCHING me, you asswipe fucking
Nazi fuck," Beecher had snapped at him, a couple of days back. And:
"I'm *not*," Vern'd snarled back, automatically. But...
...oh, he had been. Still was. Would be again,
anytime he thought the little nutbucket slut wouldn't catch him doing it.
Like picking a scab, scratching an itch. Like
digging deep enough to scar, and then...
(deeper)
Just couldn't, couldn't, Goddamn--
(--*help* it.)
Beecher's voice again, wistful-hateful: *All
those good, good times...*
Oh, uh HUH.
Said I didn't want to fight, baby--not back
then, with the riot turning everything to flaming ratshit around us. But
I sure do now, parole or no parole: Fight you to a standstill, punch you
so hard you spit blood in my face, curse me, snap and scratch and STILL
arch up into me like a cat in fucking heat.
Rake my back, bite my neck. Give me blood-blisters.
Take it like the man I never thought you were, and--
(*like* it, Goddamnit)
'Cause there's just something between us,
then and now and always: That thing. That cold, strange, hateful vibe.
Every time I see you, like a static fuckin' charge, a completed circuit
bringin' my hair up on the back of my neck. And yours too, cupcake--yours
too.
(Believe me, I can TELL.)
But anyway:
A month to parole. Four weeks, and counting.
And 'till then--'till then, Vern had his *own* ass to worry about, without
having to take a peek at BEECHER's every wakin' fuckin' hour. Enemies everywhere
he looked, everywhere he didn't; no more Scott Ross at his back, and the
accumulated jizz of five long years draining away *fast*, leaving him nothing
but a prospective target caught in the sights of a flood of incoming fresh
fish, newbies too young, dumb and full of cum to know any better. To know
who he was, Vern fucking SCHILLINGER--not just another loser, another silent,
lumpy mark to stomp down and fuck over, his eyepatch less a brand of respect
than a mark of difference, shame, weakness. Not *just* another damn--
(old man)
Huhhhhh.
And speaking of which...
That moment in the visiting room, squinting
through the shield at that half-rotten parody of his own face, red with
broken veins and righteous indignation: *Those boys'a yours are fucking
out of control. Taking drugs, stealin' from me to pay for 'em. They're
just NO DAMN GOOD--*
(--just like *you*, come to think. Just like
I always SAID you were.)
Vernon. *Son.*
(You fat-assed jailbird faggot.)
Then: Leaping up, hammering on the glass with
both fists, frustrated rage like a hook in his throat, a ghost-wire dug
deep 'round his own thick neck--watching the Old Man shoot him the gleeful
double finger and still roaring after him, even with a hack latched onto
either arm: Hey, don't you walk away, you cocksucker! Come on, Dad! Get
the fuck back here and...
(find my BOYS)
Do what you promised. What I *can't*. Do what
I've been fucking well PAYING you for, out of my inmate's joke of a "salary",
all these years in here--
The years he'd let slip by, building his base
and playing his games, making like big fish in a small pond was really
anything more than dog barking himself hoarse on a choke-leash. Letting
himself think he had power, like *that* was the reason they had to make
sure they locked him down tight every night. Like he...
(WAS somebody, anymore)
...aside from one more number on a page, one
more file in a box. One more rat in McManus's glass-walled maze.
And right at the height--or depth--of his
reverie, that familiar/unfamiliar fucking pussy *voice* again, this time
for real. Licking across him like sandpaper, live and out loud: Spark to
his match, salt to his stinging wound. Sneering--
"Welllllll, Vern-baby--oh, I knew THAT was
gonna leave a fucking mark. Whatcha reading, Mein Kampf?"
Beecher, slinging himself into the chair across
from him and grinning like a demented little blond Tasmanian Devil, possessed
by some kind of sudden spurt of bile-drunk energy--getting in Vern's face,
his *space*, laying fucking HANDS on him like Vern was the one had "Throw
Me Down And Use Me" written on *his* forehead. Snarling in his ear, so
close Vern could smell his fresh new brand of toothpaste--
"I'm gonna see to it that you never leave
Oz. You hear me, sweetpea? NEVER."
(*Ever*.)
Awwwww, you fuckin' BITCH--
***
Then: Jumping forward, accellerating headfirst through the next few
days like a bull charging blind, putting the question to everyone he ran
across and getting the exact same thing back wherever he seemed to turn--shit,
and plenty of it.
Bikers, nope. Other Aryans, nooo. Alvarez,
that too-pretty Spic fuck, laughing at his discomfort. Not to mention Schibetta,
that Wop bitch; somebody was gonna take *him* for a ride on the old skin
snake sometime too soon to reckon, assuming he didn't drop that 'tude he
couldn't back up for five seconds straight without Pancamo-the-human-punching-bag
hangin' all over him. And Vern'd laugh long and loud when Nathan and company
sutured up THAT pasty dago ass...
Down in front of the TV bank, now, hands on
hips. And studying the back of Simon Adebisi's massive head, cow-eyes at
half-mast, huge nigger-lips chewing absently at the cord of his headphones;
mud-man really was some kinda genetic fuckin' mistake, a nightmare leaning
tower of blue-black flesh--the jigaboo Ahnold. Sure, Vern wasn't the tallest
guy in Oz, but only Adebisi--and Karl Metzger, his undercover Aryan hack
contact over in Gen Pop--had the sheer BULK to make him feel physically
vulnerable.
*Beecher? Motherfucker's CRAZY.*
(Pussies.)
But--
--that almost-silent voice at the back of
his head finally chiming in at last, nobody's but his very, very own. Murmuring
sweet 'n' low, like he was some bimbo it was trying to talk out of her
bra--
--Adebisi...is crazy too.
(No denying THAT.)
Fire with fire. Nutjob with nutjob. Set Adebisi
on Beecher and walk away quick, then double back to pick up the pieces
later on--always assuming the big black bastard leaves anything intact
for the picking...
Reaching out one tentative hand for Adebisi's
shoulder; angling to touch as little of that polluted flesh as he can manage,
before instinct makes him stop himself short. And feeling Adebisi move
almost before he saw the result, meeting a pair of eyes like level, drug-bloodshot
velvet jewels, ebony-in-ivory, luxuriantly fringed with cow-calm double
wings of lash.
Vern schooled his own pale face, reflexively,
as the man-mountain raised a contemptuously questioning brow. *Some-teeng
you waaaahnt, Schillin-jah?*
(Well...)
No.
(*No*.)
I mean, Jesus Christ Almighty, what the fuck
was I just THINKING of?
Vern shook his head, scowling at his own brief
brush with *total* insanity--then stepped back and walked away, as quickly
as what jizz he still retained would allow for.
Behind him, meanwhile--
--Adebisi watched him go, eyes slit sidelong
against the constant glare of Em City's neon lights. Tracing the retreat
of the older man's soldier-straight back with what could only be described
as a mild, yet definite, look of...
...interest.
PART TWO
Augustus Hill:
"Cat and dogs, lions and bears--Oz, home to all creatures great and
small. Simon Adebisi, tellin' everybody who'll listen and most who won't
'bout with his big ol' Nigerian lion-haaaht; Vern Schillinger, gruntin'
and growlin' and grabbin' all the honey for himself, like he's a real live
Viking *bear*-serker. Indians had their totem animals, and inMATES ain't
no different: We all got somethin' we wanna be...not to mention somethin'
we want all the hardcase fucks around us to think we already *is*.
"Now, you might argue that Vern, him bein'
German and all, he's more like a wolf than a bear: Works in a pack,
big dog, loves his family--and once he's got his teeth in, he don't ever
let go. BEECHER could tell ya *that*.
"But I think ol' Mister Schillin-Grrr's as
big a lion as Simon claims to be. I mean, think about it. Lions are greedy
posers who make everybody else do the real work, screw people over and
take their stuff; call their gang a 'pride', like it's somethin' to be
PROUD of. Get their women to hunt all the game, look after all the kids,
put out whenever they want--and they just lie there an' look pretty. King
of the Beasts, yo: 'Round my Momma's house, that's the kinda ass she would'a
kicked to the curb 'fore the brother had time to *blink*.
"Out in the wild, it's one lion to a pride,
one pride to a herd--territory's all marked out, so nobody gotta get in
each other's way. In here, though...in here, we ain't got the luxury of
leavin' each other alone.
"So. Two lions to one pride, with no herd,
and everybody wanting the exact same thing: Lazy, mean, and they *don't*
share. Which means they tend to avoid each other, most'a the time--'cause
they know when they DO meet, they way it throws down is either one eats
the other...or the other...
"...eats IT."
A day or so later: Tobias Beecher slouched down low in his chair, nasty-ass
new beard on visible edge as he peered at the TV bank through grumpily
short-sighted, glasses-less eyes; Vern Schillinger moping unaccompanied
up on the middle deck, pretending to (re-)read MEIN KAMPF. Actually watching
his ex-prag's slumped and fuming back, of course, in between surreptitious
glances at that English-German dictionary he held--wedged between elbow
and stomach--underneath the table. His conversations with Grossvater Schillinger
rarely having involved anything so detailed as 1930's political policy,
even back *before* the Old Man's Alte Mann had kicked the proverbial bucket
a' drained-off sauerkraut juice.
And stationed between, unobserved by either
of them...
...Simon Adebisi, leaning back against a support
pillar like Samson painted Deepest Midnight from bizarrely toque-topped
head to bare and dusty toe, "his" CD player--
(thankh you, Kenny)
--blasting high enough to shake the teeth
of not-so-innocent passersby. WATCHING Vern watch.
And casting his mind back, at the same time,
to that odd little interaction he'd just *almost* had with the neo-Nazi
leader: Him, Adebisi, sitting where Beecher sat now, trying to get the
most out of a high equal parts newscast babble and tits-induced numbness.
Then feeling a shadow fall over him, and glancing up to see Schillin-JAH
himself staring down--pale eyes narrowed, grim lips pursed. Almost like
he wanted to--
(*say* something)
--about--
(SOMEthing)
Hmmm.
But: Letting go of the Aryan--for now--Adebisi
let his eyes slide to Beecher, still frowning intently at the TV's flickering
screen: Hard with fresh gym-muscle, pure "don't fuck with me" vibe projecting
out of every pore like barbed-wire B.O. No longer even a shadow of the
soft and pasty treat he'd once seemed like, back when Adebisi first made
the mistake of putting off 'till tomorrow what he should have done that
very night--regardless of how letting things stew in their own juices usually
made them taste SO much better...
Scared little stuffed-suit bunny'd definitely
had that rind of civilization he came in with allll scraped away since,
though--along with his watch, his fear-stink fluffiness, and his (no doubt)
sweet little cherry. Used to smile whenever you looked at him sideways,
like he was hoping you'd give him points for good behavior. And now, after
a year in--and *out* --of Schillinger's pure-White pod...
...now, what was left of that smile was full
of teeth, not terror. A snarl-reflex rictus, mangy and gleeful as a rabid
hyena's.
Adebisi nodded to himself, slightly, proud
lips curling in his own version of the same feral grin. Asking, inside
his head--
*So. Schillinjah MAKH you like dees, BEE-chah?
Jus' by focking you up yoah pretty blonde ahss?*
Or--
*--weah you always dees way, no mattah WHAT
he did to you...ondah-neath?*
Someone in here had been fooling themselves,
that much was for sure. The Nazi, for failing to read his prag right, which
made him just as weak and old as he tried so hard not to let anyone else
get away with thinking he was...or Beecher, little predator masquerading
as prey, for thinking he could just drift through Oz's rancid undercurrents
and never have to let his true self slip.
But then again--maybe Schillinger *had* been
able to see the bunny had teeth. And maybe he'd done everything he could,
in his rough and clumsy way, to make those teeth started growing. Done
it on purpose, for some reason, even if he hadn't really known he WAS doing
it it. At the time.
...interesting...
And the idea that Adebisi could find anything
*Schillinger* did--INTERESTING--
--well...that was interesting, too.
(In itself.)
In Oz, you paid attention to other people
mainly to keep safe, but sometimes just to keep *sane*; a man could die
of boredom in this glass-walled zoo--as Adebisi himself had seen happen,
almost too many times to be worth the effort of counting.
Of course, unlike the slug-white, shit-brown
or bad-imitation-of-black things taking up space around him, Simon--secure
in his natural-born coccoon of kingly Nigerian strength--was more than
capable of keeping *himself* amused.
(Mostly)
Since Jefferson Keane died, Adebisi'd let
himself become "leader" of the gangstas pretty much by default. He'd sat
back, made other people do the work and reaped the spoils, always--aside
from letting Ryan O'Reilly feed that Dago Schibetta his daily dose of ground-glass
pasta--keeping to the same unspoken agreement to leave each other alone
that every other gang-leader in Em City maintained. He and Schillinger
had skirted each other, sniffing and preening, barely bothering to snarl
whenever one passed through the other's territory. Avoiding each other,
mostly; if Schillinger HAD talked to him, Adebisi suddenly realized, it
would've probably been the first time they'd ever said two words to each
other beyond a brief, snapped exchange of insults: "Fuckin' nigger" for
"Focking *feesh*belly", then on to bigger...and more appetizing...things.
To Schillinger, Adebisi was an animal. And
to Adebisi, Schillinger was just another KIND of animal--the kind that's
stupid enough to pretend it's something else. Crocodile to Beecher's hyena,
to Adebisi's King of the Em City beasts: A carrion-eating liar, using that
soothing growl of a voice and mask of fake old man's skin to trick its
way into getting the things it's not strong--or honest--enough to just
*take*.
Adebisi lowered his thick fringe of lash,
remembering bright sun on mud-choked river: Crocodiles floating down-current
in a single lazy mass, content to disguise themselves as drifting logs,
while unsuspecting hippos grunt and feed nearby. Remembering how the crocodile
looks slow, sleepy, but MOVES fast enough to take your hand off with one
snap. A sly mothahfockah, impenetrable, yellow-eyed--wait all day if it
has to, just so it can drag you down under the river's rocky lip and keep
you there 'till you're soft enough to eat, piece by rotting piece...
Could be a lot of fun to wrestle with, though,
long as you knew how to work it right. Pin its jaws open so it can't bite,
flip it over, search it up and down for the chink in its armored stomach--that
soft spot between the plates where hunter becomes hunted, where tail-thrashing
living dinosaur becomes just another suitcase or cured hide cowboy boot...
*Some-teeng you waaaahnt, Schillin-jah?*
Adebisi looked up again, caught yet another
glance. Beecher unaware, or pretending to be. Schillinger *pretending*,
but--aware.
(Very MUCH so.)
Another grin...wider, now. And that same spark,
that spark of--
(interest)
Leaving Nigeria, coming to America, rising
by sheer strength of body and force of will to where his hungers could
grow large enough to eat--*his*--whole world in one swift gulp...Adebisi
had done enough supposedly impossible things, in his time, to see McManus'
precious project for the killing jar it was always destined to become:
A well, deep and dark as his own big, black heart. In here, drug-hazed
or not, "the past" became just as unreal as "the future"; everything ran
together, with only the uncensored immediate *interesting* enough
to matter.
Moments, frozen in time: His to keep, to gloat
over, forever. Taking a cop's head. Snorting tits, drawing blood. Steam-rush
to the face from an opened kitchen pot; steam-hot rush of some prag's sweet
mouth, under the shower's spray. Wangler's reluctant hands in the dark.
Beecher's downturned pout, already starting to wobble as he "donated" his
watch to Adebisi's collection. The sweaty back of Ryan O'Reilly's thin
white neck, almost *begging* for a brief, stinging kiss.
Schillinger's white, well-guarded underbelly,
gone suddenly soft--*yielding*--beneath Adebisi's hard, black hand?
*He wahnts someteeng, all right. So I geev
it to heem--*
(--for a price.)
Hunter to hunted. Predator to prey. It's not
strategy. No way to get anything out of it, really, except...what you GET...
The danger. The lure.
(*Fun*.)
And in Adebisi's world--in Schillinger's--in
OZ--"fun" was usually a good enough reason to do almost...
...anything.
Across the room, meanwhile--in strange echo of Adebisi's unheard thoughts,
below--
Life in Oz, Vern thought, had never him much
room to maneuver. Way HE saw it, though, that was kinda the point: To have
people forever telling you where to do, what to do (or not) and why, and
*still* wangle it so you got away with just enough to make sure your precious
jizz stayed secure.
Now, however--as parole approached, taunting
him with the possibility of imminent freedom, one more chance to make things
right with his wayward boys before they disappeared forever down a black
hole of drug-fueled self-destruction--Vern felt his narrow world shrink
even further: Nothing left, in his fish-eyed--
(ONE-eyed)
--view but Tobias Beecher, all over his ass
like some kind of rash, some suppurating case of jock itch times infinity;
Beecher, dancing and grinning and picking at their mutual unhealed scabs--preening
and teasing, gloating and jeering. Press a bruise and dance away; spit
and hiss and sing out a stupid-ass rhyme from just beyond harm's reach;
sore a loser as the little shit had always been, he was ten fuckin' times
as sore a WINNER.
Vern shot yet another automatic glance over
at newly-hirstute ex-lawyer in question, only to see Beecher finally look
up, a second later--like clockwork, their shared radar obviously still
in *full* working order--and shoot him back an obscenely fluttering tongue,
followed by the contemptuously flippant finger.
(Fucking...little...BITCH.)
Rage like a red cloak over a teased bull's
head, a killing film over both Vern's itching eyes: That all-too-familiar
rush of twarted desire, fermenting fast from low-grade itch to raging,
balls-deep burn. That suicidal impulse to grab Beecher right 'round his
junkie Yuppie neck, and fuck the hacks; just pull him into range and under
the nearest set of stairs, and let nature take its course...
Lust mixed with hatred mixed with even more
lust, making Vern crazy--prag-wild, like he had bees in his (figurative)
beard. Making him want to throw the slut down and brand him all over again,
on the *other* side. Making him *want* him, period.
Back. Or...
(dead)
...with "dead"--very rapidly--gaining ground.
Vern ground his back teeth together, and stiffened
himself to plunge back, headfirst, into the far more comforting world of
Hitler's Final Solution.
"Yo, S-Man. Somebody wanna see you."
Vern didn't even look up. "Fuck off,Wangler.
Anybody'd send *you*, that's the kinda company I can do without."
But Wangler lingered on, nevertheless, looking
nervously back over his shoulder. And when Vern *did* glance up, at last--already
poised to snarl something REALLY insulting--
--he finally understood why.
Which was how he found himself *here*, a few minutes later: Off his
own home ground and onto Adebisi's, that rancid, alien place whose stink
combines a thousand separate layers of rot and temptation. Lounging against
the kitchen wall, arms crossed uneasily, as Adebisi strolled towards him--announcing,
as he came--
"I theenk...*you* got a problem."
Vern shrugged, schooling his face to unreadability.
"We all got our own little crosses to bear, monkey-man. So?"
A calculated stab. But Adebisi just shrugged
himself, utterly untouched--a bison, flicking flies. Elaborating:
"You wahnt Bee-chah dead." A pause. "I cahn
do that for you."
(Man, does news travel fast around this joint,
or WHAT?)
"I got a thousand five--"
"You GOT *two* thousahnd. Ahnd that deal you
told Alvarez ahbout."
Drugs through the x-ray machine, or whatever
else whoever took him up on Beecher's hit wanted to smuggle--fuck, yeah,
right. Vern grimaced at the thought; seemed doable enough when he'd first
blurted it out, only to have that scarfaced Spic bastard throw it back
in his *own* scarred face, but the idea of polluting HIS mail-room system
with some mudblood's dirty laundry, correct postage or not...
(Look, though: You wanna spend the rest of
your--sentence--with *Beecher* hangin' over your head?)
THOUGHT not.
Finally, reluctantly--
"...yeah, okay."
"Not enough."
Vern felt himself color to his hairline, cheekbones
flushing red. And snapped: "Well, that's all I *got*, SIMON. *Beecher*'s
the rich boy here, remember?"
"Caaaalm down, VernON. I weel take yoah money.
But I wahnt something *else*, too."
A snort. "Like fuckin' what?"
Another goony smile--Afro-African son-of-a-bitch
was probably loaded to the gills, just like usual. Probably his idea of
a real Goddamn funny *joke*: Callin' Vern in here, then lettin' all his
BOYZ watch...and *laugh*...as he actually friggin' CAME--
Vern snorted again, pushing off; immediately,
Adebisi's huge hand connected squarely with his chest, right above the
heart. He recoiled, mouth crimping, only to see the huge man's smile widen.
And tasted rather than felt Adebisi's breath, and as he leaned in waaay
too close for comfort--nose-to-nose--and began, smoothly:
"Wellll--seence you ahsk..."
PART THREE
Augustus Hill:
"Y'all ever hear of Marcus Garvey? Dude started
the Back To Africa movement? This was waaay before King and X, yo, and
shit was raw; had crackers in white sheets lynchin' black men and women
down South, Klan meetings all over a lotta the North, too. But when the
ones got away complained about it, only thing most people had to say was:
'Don't like it? Then get back where you came from, nigga!'
"Some did. Most didn't. But me, I say fuck
that idea, man--you ain't gettin' *me* on no one-way trip to Chad. I mean,
crack and drive-bys is one thing; Mother Africa is full to the gills with
shit gets under your skin and stays there, 'till it eats you from the inside
out.
"Ringworm. Hookworm. MaLAria. You wade across
a stream, you walk out with leeches on your balls--scratch yourself at
night, flies lay eggs in the wound. Next thing you know, they're pullin'
some maggot the size of a spliff out'a your damn arm. Only way to shuck
a motherfucker *that* nasty is to take your whole skin off from the bottom
on up, and start all over again. An' too bad it ain't like we get to do
that, huh?
"'Cause if we COULD, that's the kinda maneuver'd
tend to make all those li'l racial considerations seem, well...beside the
point."
In the kitchen, after a suitably shocked silence--
Vern: "No fuckin' WAY."
Three short words, no particular emphasis--just
growl and scowl, fixing Adebisi with his most fearsome pure-White glare,
bulky arms knit 'til the veins popped like cables beneath his tattooed
S.S. lightning-bolts. While the looming slab of A*freak*an in question
just gave an annoyingly tolerant, deceptively musical half-snort rumble
at the sight: A warm molasses wave breaking over all of Vern's open wounds
at once, sticky and stinging and impossible to ignore, let alone laugh
off in return.
(Too-happy, monster-sized mudskin motherhump!)
Then leant back, crossing his own--considerably
more impressive--arms. And replied, simply:
"Yes, focking. Or...no way."
Vern felt the heat reach his ears and flushed
even deeper at the sensation, an embarassing sweat-slickness suddenly sparking
all over pinkening scalp and fever-bright back of his neck alike. Prompting
him to snap, without thinking--
"Like I'd ever let your black ass touch mine
with a ten-foot pole--those tits you keep snortin' finally melt your brain,
or what?" A pause. "Or maybe you're just still stewin' over me hooking
*Beecher*'s ass out from under you, back then. That what all..."
(this)
"...'s really about?"
Well, apparently so. 'Cause the very next
thing out of Adebisi's mouth is:
"Bee-chah WAS mine."
Vern bristled, automatically. "Yeah? Check
his butt, *Simon*. You got sloppy, I moved in--law of the jungle, ape-boy."
(I mean, YOU oughtta know *that*.)
Nature's way. Black on black, white on white;
like WITH like, one way or another. You keep to your kind, same as me,
or it all goes to hell in a handbasket; even further down the firey chute
than this whole damn country's already gone, any road, the inside of Em
City--of OZ--included...
But anyways: Snapping back to the subject
at hand, with an almost audible click--
"--and now I'm s'posed to help you polish
your knob 'cause you were too genetically bone-lazy to do more'n steal
his watch? Nigger, please."
"'Please'. I laikh that word."
Especially coming from *you*--
(VEHRNon)
"Yeah? Last time you're gonna hear it. Now
get the fuck out of my face, or..."
Adebisi raised an eyebrow, spat what was left
of his latest half-chewed toothpick in the gunky kitchen-cage dust, contemptuously
close by Vern's left boot. Projecting, clearly: Or *what*, exactly, little--
(white, fat, OLD)
--man?
*Huh.*
"Don't want the Beech-ball dead THAT bad,"
Vern finished, at last--too slow and far too lame for jazz, or jizz. Only
to have Adebisi lean right into the haze of his bad eye's blind spot and
croon, close enough to warm one already-blazing ear:
"Ohhhhhh *yes*, you do."
To which Vern could only clamp his lips and
grind his uneven back teeth together, feeling his mastoid muscle pop like
a sprung hinge, his flab-sheathed stomach lurch and roil with acid. And
knowing, at the same time, no matter how hard he might try to deny it--way
down in his core, in the deepest, damndest depths of his Goddamn soul,
Goddamnit...
...that the son of a pitch-black bitch was
RIGHT.
So: Back to MEIN KAMPF, this time in the library; just about the last
place anybody Vern "knew" (ha fuckin' ha) in here'd ever think to look
for him, and definitely the only place far enough from every other part
of Em City--glass walls and ringing floors, no sleep or secrecy, always
on display--for Vern to collect his scattered thoughts, punch recent memory
in the jaw and kick it while it was down to make it STOP long enough for
him to get some sort of *hold* on it.
But with Adebisi's infectious phantom croon
still hard at work inside him, however, threading its way--needle-like--through
all the bruised and throbbing creases of his brain:
*You theenk I wahnt to insult you, Schillin-jah...theenk
I theenk you are weak? No. I ahm a lion--you, too. An' between the strong,
theah ees no shame. Theah ees only strength...ahnd what comes from strength...*
Oh, riiight. DEFinitely.
And the cheque's in the mail, babe. And I
promise I'll pull out. And I--
(*love*)
--well, anyway.
Adebisi, shrugging: *Theenk it ovah. An' eef
you change yoah mind...*
NOT fuckin' likely.
*...send me a lettah.*
(*Post*-mahn.)
Times like these--not that there were exactly
a LOT of them, mind you--are when Vern really missed the hell out of Scott
Ross (that 'ho): Ross, always utterly unimpressed by anyone's problems,
even his own. Just squint, and you could almost see the slinky, lanky,
*stinky* former Biker rep's ghost take shape just where migraine-haze and
cornea-scrape intersected, dark eyes skeptical under his frosty mop of
premature senior citizen's curls. Crossing his long, leather-clad arms,
and drawling--
*Know what the main difference 'tween you
'n' me is, Vernon?*
Why, no, Scott--what WOULD that be, anyways?
Fact that I never thought humpin' a hog had to go automatically hand-in-hand
with dressing like a San Fran-sissy-co Gay Pride Day reject, or smokin'
so much weed my breath smelled like a contact high? Or only washing every
six fuckin' months, and then only 'cause somebody else picked me up and
*threw* me in the nearest shower?
*Man, c'mon. Why you always gotta be raggin'
on my manly stench?*
('Cause it was GROSS?)
Basic hygeine, you king snake freak. Kindergarten
stuff, for fuck's fuckin' sake.
But: A patented Ross smirk in reply, sliding
straight into that habitual "I'm such a bad-ass and you're such a Burgomeister"
way of his. *And you always do what they tell you, right?*
'Cept for when you don't--'kay, granted.
*The main difference, Big Daddy, is that *I*
never worried 'bout it making me look like a fag to give MY bitches the
reach-around. Unlike some other guys I could mention.*
Yeah, yeah, yeah: Says the same open-all-access
slut who probably wouldn't've minded gettin' boned up the ass from Adebisi
anytime it took his fancy, then laughed about it, afterward.
*Sure, that too. Your point?*
Basic transaction, Vern-o. He gets what he
wants, you get what *you* want...
But no. I TAKE what *I* want. 'Cause I can.
'Cause I'm just--that--
(strong)
Other people were the ones who gave it up
on demand or cut deals to snare themselves a safe place to park their dick,
who put out for protection or fought over prags' favors like dogs at the
meat-dish. But not Vern Schillinger: Not in Juvie, not in Lardner. Not
even in here.
He'd used to boast about it when he was younger,
to anybody who'd listen and most who wouldn't; still did, on occasion,
and not without pride. Because it wasn't like nobody'd ever *tried*, either,
back in the day--just that Vern had always been ready and waiting, hit
harder and lasted longer, made it more than clear he'd go a hell of a lot
farther to COVER his already-ample ass than most jailhouse jockers would
ever go to get a crack at it.
Acted the way Beecher should've known to,
basically, the second he'd followed Dino Ortolani out onto Em City's killing
floor--dumb, soft-belly, born-hooker fuck.
But then, Vern'd been trained not to trust,
from earliest childhood on. And if Beecher'd had an old man more like VERN's
Old Man, maybe he wouldn't've ended up gettin' bent over any handy surface
Vern could find.
Synapse-flare inserting a momentary microsecond
flash of the riot between those two, apparently unrelated thoughts. Adebisi
screaming for mercy or junk in the tear-gas' lung-sting haze, Beecher's
answering howl almost enough to drown out the SORT-team's bullets--*shouldn't've
taken my WATCH, motherFUCKER!*
While Vern found himself squatting under
a table with a wet shirt pressed to his mouth and nose, watching through
widened, streaming eyes as that skinny cunt Wittlesey took Ross down with
three quick pops: Head, heart, balls. Shitty way to go, even for somebody
who usually smelled like he'd been rollin' in cat piss. 'Course, that last
shot probably finished him off pretty quick, comparatively...
And: Jesus Christ Allfrigginmighty, Vernon,
are you actually sitting here hallucinating phantom advice from a Goddamn
dead man, former--
--well, *friend* was probably putting it a
little strong--
--or not?
(Seems like, yeah.)
A shadow across his page, then, yet again.
And that voice, that VOICE, all ripe and dripping with a fresh new load
of humiliation to deliver like some demented pizza-boy from hell: Crow
pie, asswipe, hot off the grill. Made it myself.
"You know the wonderful thing about computers,
*sir*?"
HrrrUHRRR--
A minute or so later, in the hallway outside:
"He's a bug, Wittlesey."
"You're all fucking bugs."
(To *me*.)
Right, 'course. And you just keep on tellin'
yourself that, Lady Di.
Watching her thin-lipped slash of a mouth
press together, tight and colorless--and, at the same time, remembering
it all lipstick red and wet from the evening's fifth beer, smirking at
something Ross had just whispered in her ear. Or later, Vern keeping hubby
busy at the poker table while Ross leant into her from behind, drifting
his hand up under that pimp-bait fake leather miniskirt the bike CLUB they
all four ran with had got off the back of some truck in Detroit...
"I saw you shoot Scott Ross."
"Keep moving."
Young kid, sick Mom, no more hack job overtime,
no more under-the-table cigarette trade to keep you in chemo money; you
tell *me* you couldn't use a little extra.
"If I get out, what I know goes with me,"
he offered, laying the Daddy-rumble charm on thick enough to caulk a roof.
Got the pale blue eye in return, cool and unreadable, and just kept on
smiling.
$2000. Tax-*free*. One phone-call and it's
there in your account, no harm, no foul--
--so stop acting like you're NOT some hagged-out
piece of party meat with a badge and a stick who's screwin' her boss every
chance she gets and just fucking well *take* it, you pissy little hooker!
Finally, after what seemed like a lifetime:
"Okay. Soon as I get verification, Beecher's
dead."
"Beecher's dead *now*."
"Verification."
At the mercy of Jew bankers somewhere? Some
Goddamn liberal computer system?
And: Well, Vern heard his mind whisper back,
traitorously reasonable--you want *faster* service, there's always...
(...Adebisi.)
Oh, God DAMN it.
And then--
Then it's the morning after the night before, with Vern waking up alone
as usual (stupid-ass current podmate notwithstanding), all thread-eyed
and lumpy-feeling. Hauling his way through the rest of the day on autopilot,
mess-hall to mail-room and back again; offering only a brief grim smile
at each new speculation about exactly where Whittlesey might'a hauled Beecher's
branded ass off to so early, long before the wake-up bell even had a chance
to ring.
Especially hard to keep quiet right now, too,
what with the way he felt: Bats nesting up and down his digestive tract,
constant fluttering waves of elation and--embarassment?--
(*Shame?*)
--breaking over him in turn, as fresh ache
bloomed--simultaneously--wherever he bent. A new bruise or scrape asserting
its presence roughly every sixty seconds, seemed like, and all of them
in places far too intimate to be easily checked. Even assuming he actually
*trusted* that half-breed slut "Doctor" to keep her fuckin' trap shut about
it, afterwards.
Not to mention how, always at his blind spot's
very outer edge, Adebisi could still be vaguely caught in the act of flashing
that back-and-forth hand gesture at anyone who'd look: *They weah fockHHHING*...
*Them*, maybe, Missing Link. You 'n' me?
Fucking NEVER.
Not even--that one time.
(That *only* time.)
Well, 'COURSE.
But then, that kind of went without saying.
Memory already reduced to only the briefest
of flash-cut inserts, jolting jerkily from frame to frame in a series of
bleached-out, backwards-run images; black on white on black, blurry as
Vern's squinted mind's eye could render them. Barely a full twenty-four
hours safely in the past, but he already had them all neatly shelved away
and subdivided from the rest of his brain like some particularly virulent
medical sample: MY EYES ONLY. BIOHAZARD, LEVEL FIVE PROTOCOL. FULL CONTAINMENT
IN EFFECT.
Infected. Infect*ious*.
Contaminated--human--waste.
Flashback inside a flashback kicking it all
off, appropriately enough, when Vern instinctively recreated their first
haphazard attempt at "communication": Cruised by the TV bank, flicked an
eye Adebisi's way, gave--and received--the barest of all possible bare
nods. He'd already cleared an open-ended block of unsupervised gym-time
with Metzger, redeemable at both their conveniences, to be shared with
the playmate of Vern's choice; privileges of leadership, and what-the fuck-ever.
Stepping aside to let Adebisi go first, then
following, as Metzger closed the door to the weights-area cage behind them
both. Then circling each other slowly, Adebisi grinning that sly, too-white
smile as Vern's head lowered instinctively, shoulders squaring. Using all
his--suddenly inadequate-seeming--bulk to make himself as hard a target
as possible, and bracing himself against whatever move Adebisi chose to
make his first: A rush, a charge, some kind of coward's trick to get him
in close enough to make the first punch REALLY hurt, close enough so John
Henry Junior here could stick his shank in as far as it'd go, then *twist*
it...
Adebisi cocking the muscle where his brow
should be, under that sideway-clinging puffball of a hat--amused, condescending.
Asking--
"You playeeng hahd to get, Schillin-jah? Ees
thees what you call co-op-er-a-tion?"
But: "It's Schillin-GER," Vern snarled back.
And laid his whole right side up against the nigger shoulder-first, like
he was takin' one of his old high school football buddies downtown. Skull
crashing right into the hollow where Adebisi's collarbone juts out under
that fucked-upedly jaunty little neckerchief he wears, drawing a sudden
rush of underarm odor hot and rank as anything Scott Ross ever gave off--though
not *bad*, exactly, for all its immediacy. Just--
(STRONG)
Vern growled again, deeper, nose wrinkling.
Thinking, at the same time--*Geez*, Louise!
('M I just the only motherfucker in this place
actually USES the shower-room anymore, for more'n a place to make somebody
else drop the soap?)
Ever heard of *deodorant*, SImon? New American
invention, comes in almost any store...
Force of motion carrying them both backwards,
into the cage's far wall; shared grunt of impact, growl sliding into snarl
again as Adebisi flipped them both, huge hands latching heavy as a bench-pressed
barbell onto both Vern's biceps at once, forcing him steadily, unwillingly--
--downward.
Adebisi's chest, his flat and rippling stomach.
His waistband. And Vern's neck and back knotted against the sheer, unstoppable
power of his enemy's grip, half-bare scalp crawling with pain, heart pounding
as he struggled--in vain--to break his own descent before he REALLY hit
bottom, in more ways than one...
And feeling, no matter how virtuously he fought
not to, that one brief shining moment of half-willing dissolution, of total
loss of identity. A nihilistic urge to be swept away, *not* take responsibility,
give up control--
--and like it.
To simply say: Shit happens. Not my fault.
Wasn't me, and even if it was...
(...I just--couldn't--help myself.)
And don't THAT sound familiar--huh, Vernon?
Sounds just like, well, *I* don't know--
(Beecher)
Aw, fuuuuck ME.
Vern's pale eyes narrowed upwards against
Adebisi's bright black shadow, a man-sized hole intent on sucking away
everything he had. Like every tract about miscegenation he'd ever read--or
*written*--made flesh: Adebisi, a walking African disease made flesh, a
barely-human black tide sullying Vern everywhere they touched...Adebisi,
his aura alone enough to make Vern's limbs numb and ring with malarial
fever, AIDS-level shakes and sweats...
Just like Beecher. Just for a moment. The
worst moment--ever. In the WORLD.
(...fuuuuck meeeee...)
Or--
--maybe Goddamn *not*.
Hands shooting out, almost eye-level now with
the monster to beat all possible monsters--straight out, hard and fast,
grabbing and TWISTING 'till the cords in his wrist sparked and spat like
pop-rocks. And rumbling into Adebisi's face, hoarse but definite, as he
shoved himself upright once more--
"Said *no* fuckin', jizzball--and that goes
double on anything your regular bitches would do. You're dumb enough to
think we're the same, you damn well better TREAT us the same: I'm a man,
and you don't get on top 'less I *say* so. Which I'm not gonna."
"Not motch of a bahgain."
"Nope. But seein' how it's all you GET, you
better take it..."
(...or leave it.)
Adebisi hissed through his flat nose, less
pain than annoyance--an answering rumble filtering up from somewhere inside
his chest, so far down Vern could feel its feedback loop through everything
below his neck. Then replied, finally:
"...*taaake* eet."
Trapping Vern's arms under his somehow and
flipping him so they found themselves suddenly groin-to-cushy white butt;
Vern's jaw rammed up against the wall, head tilted and straining. One fist
up, palm to concrete, arm foreshortened by its own harsh angle; short of
temper, short of breath, thumb and knuckles crushed and grating against
the painted concrete. All splayed out and panting like an outtake from
JURASSIC PARK III--pea-brained Tyrannosaurus Rex with its head caught in
a fence, horny Triceratops rearing up from behind, comin' in for the kill--
And Adebisi's big hand stroking him from throat
to breastbone, over and over and over again. Hypnotizing him, or some shit.
Adebisi's hot, smooth palm, calluses rubbing and catching against Vern's
sweaty skin, unwanted warmth speading outward in a steady, invasive spiral.
The pound of his own heart in his ears mocking him, thumping and skipping
with every new circle, louder and louder and LOUDER--
*Uaaauuuugh...*
Vern felt the hand move higher, brush across
his mouth, and bit down, hard. Kicked out, twisting so they were face to
face, ice-blue to bloodshot ivory-in-ebony eyeball. Gasp-roared as Adebisi
fastened in on his unsuspecting tongue, pulling and bruising--then bit
down again, not caring how it hurt, and heard Adebisi chuckle through the
blood.
They humped at each other like two bisons:
Fighting, mating. Mating *like* fighting. A pants-on screw with no clear
winner, all friction and hate, both of them struggling to make the other
come too fast to feel like they'd even enjoyed themSELVES, let alone made
the *other* person enjoy it...
And then, one way or the other--it was over.
For now.
(For EVER.)
*...that, too.*
Ghost of Scott Ross, whispering in Vern's
exhausted ear. Prompting a blush Adebisi didn't seem to register, thank
Christ, as they both pulled away in opposite directions: Vern spitting
the lingering taste of that *kiss* out in disgust, flecking the nearest
bench with pink; Adebisi laughing again, smacking those cartoon lips.
"Two thousahnd," he reminded Vern, pulling
the tail of his shirt down to hide the stain at his crotch. And grinning,
yet again, when he saw how Vern wouldn't be able to do the same.
"When Beecher's dead," Vern shot back, quickly.
Adding, in the part of his mind he was still allowing to think about--*any*
part--of what had just happened: And THAT's only if Wittlesey doesn't get
there first.
(*Nigger.*)
'Cause why would I wanna send a big black
Mistake of Nature like you to do a skinny white WOMAN's job, anyway?
A touch on his arm recalled him, gratefully,
back to the here and now: The "lady" in question herself, all fresh and
dewy-eyed, like she'd just come from a quickie in McManus's office. They
made the corridor with space to spare, free from any prying eyes or ears--and
Vern practically had to stop himself from rubbing his hands, kid-on-Christmas-morning
impatient, while she insisted on runnin' down some questionnaire, like
she was taking a fucking survey: Yeah, I wanted Beecher dead; hell, YEAH,
I paid for it--
(--so gimme my *present*, bitch!)
Around a corner. Up a flight of stairs. Into
a room he'd never seen before, not that THAT meant much; probably some
staff-only area. And there behind the curtain, behind door number two,
was--
Beecher, yes.
But not the way he *wanted* him.
So: A week out of the Hole, with ten years for conspiracy to commit
murder hovering over him; damage assessment already in progress, new lists
already beginning to form. Sure, Vern was stuck back out in Gen Pop, just
got beaten down like a dog--by *brothaz*, no less--while everyone on either
side just hooted and hollered, like it was the latest prison system floor-show.
But he still Mark Mack inside Em City, ready and willing to jump to his
snap. Still had Metzger, almost in place to fill the spot where Wittlesey
used to be, now that Timmy-boy's spastic conscience'd finally decided it
couldn't quite handle having her around anymore. And Beecher, meanwhile...
...was VERY happy with himself. Too happy
to be careful--the way he was gonna *need* to be, from this moment on.
Got nothin' left to lose, Bitch-ball, now
you took the last of my dreams away. Nothin' else left on my plate, or
my mind...
...'cept YOU.
First time in the mess-hall since they'd let
him out of the infirmary, but the Brotherhood welcomed him back like the
righteous hero he once more KNEW himself to be. Vern pitched the idea of
a random killing to recoup the A.B.'s fading cred, nominated that big Jew
Vogel as demonstration-to-be, then got up to get himself another helping
of mashed potatoes while the getting was good--and almost collided with
Adebisi, for the first time since that...
(incident)
...in the gym.
Seemed like a lifetime ago, now. And Vern
aimed to keep it that way.
Adebisi gave his toothpick a cud-like chew,
eyes gone all half-mast and flirty. "Schillin-jah. You theenkh about me,
all that time away een the Hole?"
Game face on in an instant, fast and furious.
Coldly: "Do I look like a person you wanna fuck with, Adebisi?"
"You look laikh someone I already DEED fock
weeth. Vehrnon."
"Yeah, and you go on ahead and spread that
'round--see just who on the fuckin' face of the EARTH is gonna believe
you."
A smile. "Ah. Bot maybe I laikh eet better
eef eet jus' stays between you an' me, laikh now I know sometheeng nobody
else knows. An' you...know sometheeng, too. Sometheeng--a LOT of people--"
Prags, past and present. That wife he told
Nathan about. Beecher, potentially...
"--know."
Grinning again, impossibly wide. Setting his
hat at an even jauntier angle. And then, simply...
...rambling away.
Oh, what the *hell*.
But: You're in Gen Pop now, Vern told himself,
fiercely. One good thing about this whole fucked-up fuck-up of a...situation.
Likelihood of running into Adebisi again, unless you go outta your *way*
to do it--
(And why would you? Really?)
Wouldn't.
(Exactly.)
--is fairly...minimal.
(*I ahm a LION. You too.*)
Memory's skin, slipping apart to show Vern
something he barely remembered, one among many things he'd fought long
and hard to erase. Adebisi leaning down for one last kiss, at the very
moment of climax--and murmuring, weirdly intimate, right into Vern's similarly
contorted mouth:
*Nevah thought you be so SWEET, Schillin...grrr.*
Huhhhhh.
Vern cast his eyes around, restless--scanned
the crowd for something to fasten in on, some piece of *natural* prey to
lose himself in wanting, getting, using, dumping. Something to remind him
of exactly who he was, before he became HOPELESSLY lost in the past, mistakes
made and impossible to fix. But all he saw, within easy striking distance,
was...
...Beecher.
(of fucking course)
Beecher, who felt his gaze somehow, and looked
up to meet it. SMILING. Like he--
--*knew*, or something.
(Or...something.)
Well, and fuck you too, prag. Dead man walkin'.
Be worth it all, ALL of it--even the part I'm *never gonna think about
again*--just to see your fuckin' eyes glaze over.
Vern filled his tray and slung it back down;
returned to picking at it, morose but methodical. Fuel for the fire. Chew
ten times, swallow, repeat. Repeat.
Re-fuckin'-*peat*.
Down at the front gate, as his spies had told
him, the "fish truck" had already been by with a load of fresh new cons,
among them a certain snake-hipped motherfucker by the name of Christopher
Keller. More grist for everybody's mill, plus just the weapon Vern had
prayed for, alone and naked on the Hole's cold floor: A suitable means
of punishment, gifted-wrapped and made to order--prey turned predator,
just right for setting on predator-turned-prey.
Across the hall, meanwhile, Simon Adebisi
hummed to himself while laying down rat-poison, rendered momentarily immune
to even the most cutting Italian insults. Thinking how the very best part
of all this had to be that no matter how much Schillinger tried, the Aryan
would never really be able to wipe what they'd done away completely. It
would grow in him, slowly--work on him like glass in that old dago Schibetta's
brain 'till he'd do anything to cough it up, even rip out his own guts.
Adebisi's pure-Black seed, growing in his
pure-White heart like worms. Like an open sore, all packed full with bock-fly
larva, just waiting for exactly the right moment to--
--*hatch*.
Distraction. Fun.
Victory.
Nature's way.
Simon Adebisi, nature's chosen child, gave
a sudden, booming laugh, causing Poet Jackson to jump and curse as he grazed
his knuckle with a carrot-peeler--before casting one last short glance
over at the man he now considered his fellow lion, not that that would
ever make much difference to the way in which either of them conducted
their personal business. Saw Vern sitting next to Mack, staring intently
at his plastic forkfull of mashed potatoes, his bad eye blue-grey and clogged
with equally bad intentions....
Then shook his huge, bald head, closed his
own eyes once, decisively--
--and made himself forget all about it.
Augustus Hill:
"Nature, 'red in tooth and claw'--harsh but
true, baby. 'Specially in Oz, where the only law we ain't broken yet is
the law of returns, an' where what you give is ex*act*ly what you get,
multiplied by at least three HUNDRED. Mother Nature, she's the one who
really sets the rules, no matter how many deals anybody else tries to cut.
An' it ain't nice to fuck with Mother Nature, yo, just like it says on
that old-time commercial...'cause Mother Nature can be a reeeal bitch about
it, if you do.
End of fuckin' story."
THE END